What can we learn from this picture?

1. the weather is perfect.
2. i am a horrible, mean little tease.
3. the yard looks peaceful.
4. Spud-n-Chloe OUTER is sooooooo squooshy.
5. i am in dire need of a pedicure.
6. i am still a tease!  sorry.
7. i have dandelions popping up in my lawn again.
8. that’s a size P crochet hook.  huge!
9. i love a very specific color on my toes: Essie Jam-n-Jelly.
10. *SQUOOOOOOOOOOOSHY!*