Ha! I stole the computer today. That bear person isn't paying attention to me, so I stole her computer and I am planning to take over the world with it. Watch me, I'll show you! I needed to find a way to get out of here, away from those screaming, chewy, stinky things that the bear person snuggles for some reason. They are always chewing on my ears or throwing me, I'll show them!
First, I downloaded instructions on how to hotwire a MomMobile. It was harder than expected, and I got a little burn. Don't worry, I'm okay. Once I got the beast started, I took it for a spin and ended up in a town somewhere in the middle of cornfields. And the music that woman listens to is awful! I couldn't figure out how to make it stop! I should have made a left turn somewhere and got a little lost once or twice.
The MomMobile beeped at me lots while I was going, and it just died and I couldn't start it again, so I went out to look for some help. I came across this thing, but I think it wanted to eat me. Seriously, look at that evil look it's giving me. Gives me the heebies!
I found these people. They were all dressed in orange, looked harmless enough. I asked them to help me, and then they stole me! Seriously, they dragged me around, showing me more of those mean looking beasts who wanted to eat me.
I think this one wanted to eat me too. I mean, who wouldn't?! I'm super delicious looking, right?
I told them I was hungry, and being nice hijackers they decided to feed me. They told me I had to eat this weirdness presented to me. Something called Taco Pizza. Sounded all kinds of wrong, but was suprisingly delicious. Not my usual food, but I think I might be hooked! I think that one in orange was contemplating eating me for dessert, though.
After we ate, they took me back to the place where the MomMobile died and housed all those beasts. I was pretty sure they were going to feed me to that first evil thing, so I ran away! I found a building with all this stuff in it and I hid there. 
They spotted me, so I had to find a new hiding place. This one worked for a while, but they got me again! They really had that look in their eyes that said "FEED HIM TO THE BEASTS!"
In the end, they didn't feed me to the beasts, but rather they put me back into the MomMobile. They wouldn't let me out. Look how pathetic I look! Lemme out! Lemme out!
And then the car filled up with those stinky, screamy creatures that chew on me! Look! The girl one tried to throw me out the window! In the end, my plans to take over the world were thwarted, but I'm glad to be home. At least these stinky creatures don't chew too hard. That evil looking beast really wanted to eat me and would have chewed on my head until I was dead bunnymeat. And to think that I overheard that bear person saying she wanted to bring home that evil beast! The horror!**special thanks to Kir for giving my Edamame a full name! Loves!